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This is the journal of The Southron, an American Emigrant from Florida who has spent the last decade living in the West Indies, former Yugoslavia and Costa Rica. He moved to Montevideo, Uruguay at the end of February 2006...

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This is Harry the Westie again.

I would like to thank the fat guy in the wheelchair for setting the record straight about Lucy and her brats, err, ummm, I mean puppies.

Let me make one thing doggedly clear! I was mislead!!! Someone in the office circulated that cute picture of those adorable little Westie angels, and I was so overcome with pride that I mis-barked myself. It was all a biggggg joke on this little white doggie, and when I find out who started those photos around…

…I am going to leave him a personal thank-you under his desk where he can step in it!

I am just as happy Lucy’s brood is not mine!

Boy are they UGLY. No nice white fur with little pointed ears, just big long lumpy worm looking things that are almost all black with just a little brown about the color of doggie you-know-what.

And to think I claimed parentage—I could almost cut off my kilt in shame.

Regardless, a promise is a promise is a promise. Here are the latest pictures of the little brutes.

As you can see, they are ugly—not a beautiful white with just a touch of brindle for class.

I will add more pictures, and sanguine commentary later if the fat guy will let me—he gets soooo touchy about what I write here sometimes. After all, it’s not like I am giving away the house secrets like that stupid baked bean dog on the telly…

Happy butt sniffing.

Signed, or rather pawed by

Harry the Westie,

Head Dog and Lord of Calle Golfarini, Parque Oribe, Rambla Armenia, Puertito Buceo and all I survey, not to mentiuon anything I see when riding in that great big dog house with wheels that reeeeally tall guy who does the driving for the fat guy.

One Response to “Fat, ugly furry worms!”

    Harry, look closely. Those furry little creatures sucking on Lucy have lovely beige markings. They will soon be bigger than you and roaming about getting under foot. Think you can handle 8 at a time?
    And don’t you admire the excellent job Lucy did? Especially since she is a first time Mom.
    You may be the Lord of the house but Lucy is surely a Lady.

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